Do you ever have the crazy thought that life would be awesome or more awesomer (yep I just made that up) if ____fill in the blank___. Well, for some reason I was feeling that way today. Here’s what I got. Life would be awesome if…
…If I didn’t have student loans (should have gone to trade school)
…If Chloe didn’t try to bite every male (except her daddy) that came into the house.
…If Walking Dead didn’t take a mid season break (WTF is up with that)
…If Kit-Kat and Dr. Pepper didn’t make me fat.
…If Phineas & Ferb came on more.
…If I knew what we were going to do today.
…If you actually got that reference… if not carry on.
…If I didn’t skip that December credit card payment thinking the world was going to end (damn you, Mayans!) Ha. Just kidding. I was going to skip that payments anyway. The bank has more money than me…they got bailed out, remember.
…If I had as much gas in my car as I have in my body. Don’t worry, I let them rip and blame it on the dog.
…If I didn’t have the urge to change my blog design every month. I got serious commitment issues.
…If my neighbor’s son would stop bouncing that damn basketball.
…If the folks in my neighborhood would take down their Christmas lights.
…If my husband didn’t remind me that we forgot to take down the Christmas tree in the front yard after I ranted about the neighbors.
…If my insurance co-pay didn’t increase from $25 to $50 dollars. Now I have insurance and still can’t afford to get sick.
…If I was getting paid to write this shit.
…If you were getting paid to read this shit.
…If you leave a comment telling me what would make your life awesome…Do it. Do it.